Saturday, December 24, 2005

Suggested talking points at various holiday family gatherings across the universe:

1. Iraq - a good thing?
2. Walmart - enemy of the worker or capitalist success story?

3. "The War on Christmas" - is there going to be a draft?

4. Jesus - Son of God or just a Really Groovy Guy?

5. What would Jimmy Stewart do (WWJSD)?

6. Would you let Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney or Bill O'Reilly babysit your kids?

7. Brokeback Mountain = Oscar?

8. To impeach or not to impeach, that is the question.

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