Big Sister: "OK! It's a dance contest! Here we go!"
[does a frantic jig across the living room]
Big Sister: "Yeah! I win a trophy!"
Big Sister: [to Little Sister] "You win some soap."
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"I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes instead of the fuel that's intended to be in the cars, so that the cars will go faster. And they do, for 5 or 10 laps... then they blow all to Hell." - Evel Knievel
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It was a pleasure to burn. - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
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Nitrous Burn Out Watch List:
Abandonware -flashback city, "I am the wild machinist, past destroyed, reconstructing the present"
Coelacanth -ancient fish once thought extinct, like progressives
Fubar - F@$%#! up beyond all recognition
Giant Shark - serrated tooth transport device, upwards of 3000 at a time
Giant Squid - Architeuthis, deep-sea dweller, size of a bus
Into the Wild - worst-case scenarios, survival tales (perhaps)
Kilt - "The garb is certainly very loose, and fits men inured to it to go through great fatigues, to make very quick marches, to bear out against the inclemency of the weather, to wade through rivers, and shelter in huts, woods, and rocks upon occasion; which men dressed in the low country garb could not possibly endure."
Ragnarok - fate of the gods...in Norse mythology, the battle at the end of the world
Abandonware -flashback city, "I am the wild machinist, past destroyed, reconstructing the present"
Coelacanth -ancient fish once thought extinct, like progressives
Fubar - F@$%#! up beyond all recognition
Giant Shark - serrated tooth transport device, upwards of 3000 at a time
Giant Squid - Architeuthis, deep-sea dweller, size of a bus
Into the Wild - worst-case scenarios, survival tales (perhaps)
Kilt - "The garb is certainly very loose, and fits men inured to it to go through great fatigues, to make very quick marches, to bear out against the inclemency of the weather, to wade through rivers, and shelter in huts, woods, and rocks upon occasion; which men dressed in the low country garb could not possibly endure."
Ragnarok - fate of the gods...in Norse mythology, the battle at the end of the world
Rip Mix Burn - sounds and visions
Royal Tenenbaums - scenes from the front lines of a decommissioned nuclear family
Spam - canned meat substance, great with mac & cheese
Spinal Tap - bands that might consider hanging up the guitar strings
Staatsbibliothek - Berlin's vast public library; what's been bar-coded, binded, checked-out, circulated, fined, ISBNed, referenced, renewed, stacked, or weeded
Streaker - one who streaks for fun, profit, or the just the forgot clothes factor. See Matthew McConaughey...
Royal Tenenbaums - scenes from the front lines of a decommissioned nuclear family
Spam - canned meat substance, great with mac & cheese
Spinal Tap - bands that might consider hanging up the guitar strings
Staatsbibliothek - Berlin's vast public library; what's been bar-coded, binded, checked-out, circulated, fined, ISBNed, referenced, renewed, stacked, or weeded
Streaker - one who streaks for fun, profit, or the just the forgot clothes factor. See Matthew McConaughey...
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