Saturday, February 18, 2006

My Beard, Reviewed

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: My Beard, Reviewed:

M Y B E A R D ,
R E V I E W E D .


BY CHRIS BACHELDER


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Average Customer Rating: *** (Based on 9 reviews)

**** Must-see beard!!!

Reviewer: A. Dawson from San Antonio, TX, USA
This is the best beard I've seen all year. It's one of those beards where you just never want it to end. If you get a chance, CHECK OUT THIS BEARD. You won't be sorry. I guarantee it.


* pathetic

Reviewer: Jennifer K. from Rochester, NY, USA
I just can't believe what passes for a good beard these days. I teach junior high English, and I've seen better beards on my eighth-graders. Don't waste your time. I'll take Hemingway's beard every time over today's beards.

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