"I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes instead of the fuel that's intended to be in the cars, so that the cars will go faster. And they do, for 5 or 10 laps... then they blow all to Hell." - Evel Knievel
Friday, August 19, 2005
Smackdown! Steel Cage Grudge Match!: Frank Lloyd Wright (Churchius Leakius) vs Wile E. Coyote (Famishius Fantasticus)
you decide... the Master of Uncommon Places vs the Supergenius (does Eternalii Famishiis finally get a decent meal?) (how fast do you think Structurius Wierdicus could run anyway?)
i bet Structurius Wierdicus could quickly design some sort of labyrinthicus impossibilicus in which to divert Eternalii Famishiis over a cliff or something cartonicus violencius like that ouchius slamintothegroundicus
Nevergetus Fudius & Boatus Sepiaus - both LOSERS!
ReplyDeleteNonetheless, I'd put the whole wad on Famishius fantasicus. The WHOLE wad.
Go, Roadrunner, go! Take down the dead man. Take him D O W N!
i bet Structurius Wierdicus could quickly design some sort of labyrinthicus impossibilicus in which to divert Eternalii Famishiis over a cliff or something cartonicus violencius like that ouchius slamintothegroundicus
ReplyDeleteA labyrinth could never be used for evil.
ReplyDeleteThough a maziius impossibilicus would be cool to see.
bring it on!