"I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes instead of the fuel that's intended to be in the cars, so that the cars will go faster. And they do, for 5 or 10 laps... then they blow all to Hell." - Evel Knievel
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
WTF
So you are getting divorced? What to do with that silverplated serveware engraved with your names and wedding date? Remember Aunt Martha and Uncle Magoo? AH HA! Turn it into a cat's serving tray! Fine feline living!
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okay the internet is not life affirming but that was funny
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