"I go to Indianapolis every year, to see the the Indy 500. I go there with friends to drive and race. Every year when they go there to qualify, they usually have to go as fast as they possibly can to get a front row position. They put nitro in their cars sometimes instead of the fuel that's intended to be in the cars, so that the cars will go faster. And they do, for 5 or 10 laps... then they blow all to Hell." - Evel Knievel
Monday, August 01, 2005
and on the eighth day... god created the redhead (thank you) Neko Case
Make her male.
ReplyDeletePut a kilt on her.
And I'll second that!
A tattoo wouldn't hurt, either...
a kilt maybe
ReplyDeletemale? not a chance
(she might have a tattoo somewhere)
do scottish women wear kilts? if not, they should
ReplyDeleteand tattoos do hurt a bit
ReplyDeletesubmit to the needle
ReplyDeletei would if we could ever find one open when we are around... perhaps vegas?
ReplyDeleteVEGAS BABY, VEGAS!
but if I submit you are too, frank
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